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In a ladies’ room … …

A: That flirt. I can’t stand her.

B: Neither can I. She is always acting cute in front of the guys. Urgh.

A: You think she is acting cute?

B: I think she is. But she looks awful.

A: Pathetic.

B: But the guys are crazy over her.

A: Urgh. What are they thinking?

A: Every time I see her, I have an urge to push her into the pool and watch her drown.

B: And I always almost stab her with a fork by mistake.

A: I hope you make the mistake soon.

B: I hope you push her into the pool soon. By mistake, of course.

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