From the Banter Magazine … …

A recent scientific study has found that women find different males attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. But when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump up his jacksy.

Ho! Ho! Ho! So drama! 

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