Incompatible 

 

“They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” -Mae West

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” -Erma Bombeck

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“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” -Raymond Hull

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“Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.” -Elbert Hubbard

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner  

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“I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.” -Marie Corelli

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“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” – Rita Rudner

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“Car Manufacturer’s formula for a successful marriage : Stick to one model!” – Unknown

“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” -Joey Adams

 “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” -Henny Youngman

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“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” -Oscar Wilde

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“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.” – Minnie Pearl

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