So I went to the fortune teller because I was bored to tears with my life, I was depressed too, and I was highly unmotivated.

The fortune teller frowned while breaking the bad news to me. Everything is going downhill — career, health, wealth, love life, etc. How unfortunate! Sucks! No wonder I have been feeling lousy. 😦

“Is there anything I could do about it?” I asked.

Shaking her head, the fortune teller told me to pray. “That may help a little,” she solemnly said. “But …. the future is in your hand. Do something to transform your life and change your destiny,” she offered another piece of advice.

As if I didn’t know! *rolled eyes*